Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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