I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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