Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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