I hate all girls vehemently.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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