I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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