the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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