i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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