He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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