I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize
