It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Just high enough for therapy.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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