I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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