I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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