Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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