it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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I need you to use more vowels.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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