Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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