we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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