Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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