Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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