..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Randomize
