Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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