If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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