Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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