We're like a lot better than the average bears
her vagine was all disorganized.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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