No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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