There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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