Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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