i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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