I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Randomize