I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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