I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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