Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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