Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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