? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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