youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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