Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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