I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Bring me that man meat
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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