cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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