I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
