how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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