Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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