this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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