Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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