allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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