I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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