I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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