I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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