omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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