like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I did not marry a roomba.
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