just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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