Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
the room spins SO much faster in panama
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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