ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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